Chapter 18: Humans Catch Pigs, or Pigs Chase Humans?

Ye Yan was a bit confused. Was it really that funny? 

She thinks the names given by her are pretty good! 

Daya! 

Erhua! 

Sanni!

………

How easy to remember! She definitely won’t lose the pigs then. 

Ye Yan now has that carefree attitude of “while everyone else is drunk, I alone am awake”. She swaggered off, leading her twenty pigs with her. It was quite the scene! Oh my—it resembled a gang boss leading his underlings on patrol. 

It’s just that… 

The underlings of the gang boss are pigs.

He Xiaoxiao was completely stunned. She knew that Ye Yan wouldn’t play by the rules, but what Ye Yan did at this moment still exceeded her expectations. 

So much so that, aside from Ye Yan, who had already taken her piglets for a walk, the other guests were still staring at their twenty pigs.

………

[Hahaha, that’s much better! These dumbfounded guests are the right way to go about things. That Ye Yan… what the hell? It gives me the feeling like some kind of big shot is on patrol!]

[Guys! Isn’t this just a gang boss and her underlings in their typical roles? I’m laughing my head off! Look at how Ye Yan walks—that’s like demonstrating a net worth of a billion!] 

[Hahaha, damn it! Ye Yan walked in those tiny little steps. I almost thought she was leading the pigs into battle!!]

……….

Then, barrage after barrage of messages appeared across the screen: 

Brother Ye’s leading his piglet followers to go fight! 

Brother Ye’s leading his piglet followers to go fight!

…….+99

Chen Jinseng glanced deeply at his piglets, then at Ye Yan, who was already far away. Suddenly, the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he set off with his piglets as well. 

Fu Sheng and Qiao Anran followed closely behind. 

Other guests also began to move around one after another. 

Then, a very dramatic and terrifying scene unfolds.

All the paths in the village were filled with pigs, and all kinds of noises could be heard. 

For example:

Go! Go! Keep up with me! 

Don’t run around! 

Ahhhh! Stop running around like that! 

The pigs owned by Ye Yan are really clever. 

Ye Yan was extremely frustrated, as her own piglets had completely left her speechless.

She took the piglets for a walk. As a result, Erhua and Daya got the idea to chase chickens instead. 

This is what they mean: “Make you go for a walk! Send you to chase chickens!” 

Oh, right. It’s still Piggy who chases the chickens. 

Ye Yan never thought that such a cruel thing could happen to her little pig.

There was a rooster with black and white stripes on its body. It snorted noisily with its pig-like nose, then tried to push around the big rooster that was clucking loudly. 

The sounds of “keng keng keng~glog glog da! Glog glog da!” echoed throughout the entire village. 

Just see!

A black-and-white spotted pig chased around a big rooster, scaring the rooster into running everywhere! 

And then, Daya was also a pig with its own ideas. Seeing how much fun Erhua was having, it didn’t want to be outdone and “followed closely behind”!

Also switched to the “chicken-chasing” mode. 

In other words, this whole situation was completely derailed by Erhua. 

Ye Yan’s twenty piglets weren’t quite right. 

Seeing this, Ye Yan’s lips twitched. If she hadn’t known that the program team assigned the pigs randomly, she would’ve thought her own pig was somehow “mentally abnormal”!

What is she supposed to do now?! 

Ye Yan was at a loss for a moment. The chickens were so scared that they flapped their wings frantically and scurried away in all directions. Chicken feathers floated slowly down from the air. 

What else could Ye Yan do? She was also desperate. She reached out to pick up a chicken feather floating in the sky, her expression sad and confused.

While she was lost in thought, her piglets went into “flight mode” and scurried away in all directions. 

At that moment, Ye Yan really wanted to die. 

……But the haters were excited!!

[That’s amazing! Really amazing! Ye Yan’s pigs are going to fight with the chickens! It’s a real battle ahead. On one side is Ye Yan’s Pig Party! On the other side is the Chicken Gang, with no leader. Who’s stronger? It’s obvious at a glance!]

[As expected of Ye Yan’s lackeys! They completely crushed the Chicken Gang!] 

[TMD! Just looking at Ye Yan’s utterly despondent expression makes me want to laugh!]

………

Just as the haters were still lost in Ye Yan’s seemingly hopeless expression, Ye Yan suddenly moved! 

She started running, because she saw her pig rooting through someone’s cabbage! 

She needed to quickly “put things right” and stop her pigs from destroying other people’s crops!

“Stop it! Stop poking at other people’s cabbage!”

Ye Yan quickly went to catch the pig, stretching out her hands to stop the pig from rooting through someone else’s cabbage. 

Ye Yan remembers this pig! 

Her name is Five O’Clock! 

“Five o’clock! Stop it! Stop poking now!”

As Ye Yan spoke, she moved towards the piglet. But perhaps because Ye Yan’s movements were too noticeable, the piglet seemed a little alert. Just as Ye Yan was about to pounce on it, the piglet moved to the side. 

And that’s how Ye Yan missed her chance. 

Planted directly in the cabbage field, allowing for close contact with the cabbages.

Ye Yan spat out the dirt from her mouth, then glared angrily at the “culprit”. “Five o’clock! You damn pig! I’ll make sure you pay for this!” 

At this moment, Ye Yan—Niuhoru Yan—is making her comeback to the martial arts world. Today, she’ll face Wu Dian, and battle against a pig!

She rolled up her sleeves and walked over to the five o’clock pig, moving with steady hands! 

Suddenly, both hands controlled the limbs of five o’clock pig! 

Just as a slight smile appeared on her lips, five o’clock started to flee frantically. 

Ye Yan completely lost control. Allowed the escape of five o’clock.

Fortunately, the other pigs weren’t chasing chickens or rooting through the cabbage anymore. This brought a slight sense of relief to Ye Yan. 

Then, where did that pig named five o’clock go? Tch, Ye Yan also wants to know. 

But to avoid any accidents, Ye Yan first locked the other pigs back in their pen, then went to look for the pig named “Five o’clock”.

………

Looking at the pig that Ye Yan named “Five o’clock”, it got scared and started running wildly. 

Unfortunately! It happened to run into He Xiaoxiao, who was herding pigs at that time.

He Xiaoxiao’s expression was quite ugly at this moment. She didn’t really want to take the pig for a walk. It was only out of consideration for the show’s crew that she brought the pig along. Naturally, her expression couldn’t have been pleasant. 

What happened next completely devastated He Xiaoxiao.

Five o’clock, they rushed straight into He Xiaoxiao’s pigpen and started nudging the other pigs around. “Humph! Humph!” 

The crowing of five o’clock gives the illusion that a fight is about to break out. It makes the other pigs become irritable. And their targets aren’t chickens or cabbages anymore. 

But He Xiaoxiao, who is extremely noticeable among the pigs! 

They started chasing He Xiaoxiao! 

They’re not chasing chickens anymore.

He Xiaoxiao was so scared that she panicked and started running. This act triggered five pig’s “competitive spirit”! 

It started to chase He Xiaoxiao more vigorously. In addition to that pig five o’clock, three other pigs were also chasing He Xiaoxiao together. 

He Xiaoxiao ran so fast that her hair got tousled, and she was out of breath. 

This scene is even more grotesque than Erhua chasing chickens just now!

………

[Hahaha! I really believe there’s no script to this show anymore! He Xiaoxiao, a female celebrity, getting chased away by a pig? Who would believe such a thing?!]

[Absolutely amazing! So funny! This pig really knows how to act! It actually chases people around!”]

[This pig is really useful! It’ll actually dig for cabbage when given the chance!]

[Hahaha, damn it! She was trying to walk the pigs, but instead, the pigs ended up walking her instead?]