FITDSLR | Chapter 5
by North_Sky**(HOT!) Title: Let’s Watch Episode 1 of 10Connect Together ㄱㅂㅈㄱ**
The long-awaited day has finally arrived.
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* Damn, that island view is gorgeous. At this point the island feels as familiar as my own living room. LOL
↳ Seriously LOL. Back in Season 1 it was all “the mysterious island no one gets to see~”
* Shin Juno absolutely killed his entrance.
* Ah… I wish this were a dream. My boy appearing on Love Connect… What the hell. Should I be happy or not? This damn show. 😭😭😭
* One thing’s for sure: Shin Juno’s face is insane. There’s a reason he’s the face of Moving.
↳ The styling suits him perfectly…
↳ Even his interview skills are great…
↳ Yeah… our Juno… doing whatever he wants… *sobs while making GIFs*
* Juno, please withdraw. 😭
* Juno, you can’t use a dating show to hide the fact that you’re dating a member of your own group. Do you realize how deceptive that is? If you’re going to date, at least keep it private. You two were practically begging people to notice with your Stargram posts, and now you’re on Love Connect? What a joke.
↳ What the hell are you talking about?
↳ Ignore them. Just another obsessed anti.
↳ **Moving’s Shin Juno and Michael are dating.** The signs were so obvious that fans already know. They ignored every request for clarification. Michael abruptly ended a livestream. No statement. And now Shin Juno appears on a dating show—Love Connect, of all things. He’ll have to answer for all of that.
↳ Damn… Moving fans are scary.
↳ Haven’t you just gone insane from shipping fantasies? LOL
↳ Wait, are they actually dating? If they are, can he even appear on a dating show?
↳ Honestly, if two members of the same group were dating, wouldn’t fans actually like that? Maybe? I’m not a fangirl so I don’t know…
↳ If you don’t know, keep your mouth shut.
↳ Damn, why are you suddenly swearing?
↳ Dating a group member isn’t the problem. The problem is they didn’t even try to hide it. And when fans seriously asked for clarification, was it really that hard to say “No”? Michael sighed dramatically during a livestream saying “This is really hard” and ended it. Then Juno turns up on a dating show. That’s why fans are angry.
↳ Why does this thread suddenly feel like the Moving fan café? Go back there.
* The cross-editing with everyone’s professional moments was great. I knew I could trust PD Yoo. This is the stuff she’s good at.
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* Contestant #2: Omega Kang Heejun
* Two idols in a row. Damn.
* I still can’t believe two of my favorite idols are appearing on Love Connect.
* Shin Juno × Kang Heejun
↳ And that’s how the group exploded.
↳ They look close. Jealous.
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* Contestant #3: Omega Yoon Isu
* Two idols and one actor. Yoon Isu looks exhausted already. LOL
↳ For real. And they’re variety-show idols too. 😂
↳ What? He’s answering well and greeting everyone politely.
* Yoon Isu’s voice is amazing.
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* The potato has arrived.
* Contestant #4: Alpha Tommy
* What is that giant potato? Why does the potato smile like Thomas the Tank Engine? 😂
* Tommy LOL. Isn’t he way too cheerful for this show? It suddenly feels like we switched genres.
* *There are no bad Tommys in the world.*
↳ #NTTW
* His positive energy is overwhelming. Why is he so bright? LOL
↳ Sunshine therapy.
* AHH his voice is so loud.
**”PLEASE!!!!! TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!!!!!”**
* Putting someone like him on Love Connect… PD Yoo is cruel.
↳ Did everyone forget Season 7? Rabbit Guy was the hottest topic.
↳ LOL. I thought they called him Rabbit Guy because he looked like a rabbit, but it turned out to be for… reasons. 😂
↳ Don’t compare my boy to him. How dare you. 😭
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* Contestant #7: Alpha Choi Sun
* ★☆ THE EMPEROR RETURNS ☆★
* Wait, Choi Sun appears now? I thought he’d be last.
* Weren’t there eight contestants total? If Choi Sun isn’t last, who’s left?
**Go Gyeol.**
↳ Huh? Why are they giving the nobody the final spot?
* Choi Sun’s physique is insane. Tommy looked huge, but Choi Sun’s shoulders are on another level.
* Three-time Olympic gold medalist. The Swimming Emperor isn’t just a nickname.
* He looked calm, but when they called him “Swimming Emperor” his eyebrow twitched. LOL
↳ That was kinda cute.
↳ Everyone knows he gets embarrassed by that nickname.
↳ Aqua Emperor.
* Why is Choi Sun even here? This trash show doesn’t deserve him.
↳ Then stop watching.
* Damn, his shoulders are huge.
Take your shirt off already.
↳ Starting strong, aren’t we?
↳ If you’re on Love Connect, taking your shirt off is inevitable.
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* One person left, right?
* Hurry up and bring out the last nobody so we can move on.
↳ Stop calling him a nobody. He has fans. 😭
↳ He’s literally a failed idol though.
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* He’s coming.
* Contestant #8: Go Gyeol
* ?
* ?
* ????
* HOLY SHIT WHAT
* WHAT IS THAT
* I THINK I’VE GONE BLIND
* South Korea has people who look like that???
* Wait, THAT’S Go Gyeol???
* Did they change the casting?
↳ Nope. The subtitles say it’s him.
* I’ve never seen a face like that in my life. He looks like he was sculpted in a 3D game.
↳ Even if you carved a masterpiece out of marble it wouldn’t look this pretty.
* If he’s this gorgeous, why was he ever part of a failed idol group?
* How did his skin become so pale? Wasn’t he tan before?
↳ Maybe he used to tan heavily?
↳ Modern cosmetic procedures can do anything.
* The close-up with the ocean in the background was insane.
*(Go_Gyeol_First_Appearance.jpg)*
↳ THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
↳ I was only reading this thread and now my brain has stopped functioning. Is that edited?
↳ Nope. Raw screenshot. Absolutely insane.
* So that’s why they saved him for last. PD Yoo planned everything.
↳ For real.
↳ There’s a reason she’s famous.
* Why are they holding the close-up for so long? LOL
↳ The cameraman probably forgot he was working.
* I’m dying that they aren’t showing Go Gyeol’s embarrassing old clips.
↳ The queen of cross-editing… abandoning Go Gyeol’s past.
↳ I’d abandon it too.
* Tommy’s facial expression:
**👁️👄👁️!!!!!!!!**
↳ LMAO EXACTLY.
* Hey, hey. Choi Sun looks completely smitten. He can’t stop staring.
↳ *Can’t take my eyes off you~*
↳ NOOOOO EMPEROR!!!
↳ I’M BUYING STOCKS RIGHT NOW.
↳ At this rate he’s going to burn a hole through Go Gyeol with his gaze.
* Go Gyeol’s an actor now?
↳ *(Drama_Screenshot_Go_Gyeol.jpg)*
↳ Oh wow, he really is.
* Beauty Expert Review:
**100/100**
↳ WHAT?!
↳ Isn’t this the first perfect score ever?
↳ The highest score before was 95.
↳ Is that really the Beauty Expert? No way.
↳ *(Verified_Identity.jpg)*
↳ HOLY SHIT IT’S ACTUALLY THEM.
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* What’s with Shin Juno’s expression…?
Am I the only one who feels like I just witnessed something I wasn’t supposed to see?
↳ I feel exactly the same.
↳ That’s the look someone gives their first love…
↳ Love Connect is trash. Stop with the first-love nonsense.
↳ Moving fans, get out.
↳ I’m a Moving fan too… and honestly… I don’t know what to say.
↳ Same. Something feels very wrong.
↳ We should probably pretend we didn’t notice.
* He’s probably doing it to bury the Michael dating rumors.
↳ That actually makes sense.
↳ No it doesn’t. The rumor itself came from delusional fans.
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* Go Gyeol giving up first place to help Yoon Isu…
I’ve never seen anything like that on a dating show.
↳ Same. What kind of angel is this?
↳ I was genuinely moved.
* Usually everyone’s desperately fighting to win first place.
Then Go Gyeol shows up looking like Archangel Michael descended from heaven.
↳ That face and that personality?
↳ New favorite contestant. Instantly.
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* I don’t get it.
Isn’t Go Gyeol’s face pretty normal?
↳ NORMAL? Look in a mirror and come back.
↳ Honestly, I don’t get it either. Isn’t Yoon Isu better looking?
↳ Next comment: Yoon Isu fan detected.
↳ They’re roommates. Let’s not compare appearances. Everyone’s attractive.
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* HOLY SHIT.
Go Gyeol’s mailbox is overflowing.
* Did every Alpha vote for him?
↳ Wait, how many cards is that?
↳ Looks like all of them.
↳ Five cards?!
↳ FIVE?!
↳ CATFISH!!!
* Wait, the catfish voted too?
↳ They haven’t even appeared yet!
↳ PD Yoo really plays by different rules.
* Does that mean the catfish already knows everything happening?
↳ Maybe they’re secretly on set?
↳ I’M GOING CRAZY. HIRE ME AS LOVE CONNECT STAFF.
* So literally everyone—including the catfish—picked Go Gyeol?
* Go Gyeol absolutely destroyed them.
(With his face.)
↳ Not just his face.
↳ He gave up his ranking to help Isu, helped with dinner, cooks well…
↳ I’d pick him too.
* The dopamine is hitting hard.
* Episode 1’s main character is definitely Go Gyeol.
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* Go Gyeol headbutting the locker is adorable.
↳ *(Go_Gyeol_Headbutting_Locker.gif)*
↳ UGH SO CUTE.
* *(Go_Gyeol_Shocked_By_Cards.jpg)*
↳ Screenshot people are working overtime tonight.
* The potato card is definitely Tommy’s.
Sportsmanship is Choi Sun.
“I’ve missed you” is Shin Juno, right?
↳ Probably.
↳ Juno and Go Gyeol debuted together after all.
↳ Plot twist: maybe it’s the opposite.
↳ It’s a potato, not a sweet potato.
↳ LET MY BOY DRAW BADLY IN PEACE.
* So “Think only of me” is the catfish?
↳ Or maybe “I’d like to go on a date with you.”
↳ Right now we’re all just guessing.
* Plot twist:
Choi Sun wrote the potato card.
↳ NOOOOOOO.
↳ That would be so out of character.
↳ Choi Sun:
“The rolled omelet was delicious. Thumbs up.”
*(Potato wink.)*
↳ STOP IT.
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* Oh my God, they’re showing Go Gyeol’s choice already.
* I’m betting on Shin Juno.
↳ They trained together and debuted together.
↳ That’s exactly why he WON’T pick him.
↳ Would you choose your ex-spouse?
↳ EX-SPOUSE? 😂😂😂
* JunGyeol stocks have existed forever.
↳ There must be old photos of them together somewhere.
* Hmm. I think he’ll choose Tommy.
↳ Because he’s the safest option?
↳ That’s mean, but honestly same.
↳ I don’t see much interaction between them.
↳ WHY?!
↳ Maybe Tommy just loves his hyung!
* Obviously he’ll choose the Emperor.
↳ Wrong genre, buddy.
↳ LMAOOOO.
↳ I picked Choi Sun too.
↳ Definitely Choi Sun. Peak alpha energy.
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* HURRY UP.
* OH SHIT.
* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* THEY ENDED IT THERE?!
* PD Yoo still hasn’t lost her cliffhanger powers.
* Even the panelists and viewers are screaming.
* PD YOO, YOU EVIL WOMAN!!!!!
* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK?!
* WHO DID GO GYEOL CHOOSE?!?!?!
* HELLO?!?!?!
*(incoherent keyboard smashing)*