Chapter 9: Item-Carrying Buffs
by Vanshika[Waiting online for a link. I’m going to get my annoying best friend the same pajama set!]
[Waiting for the link!]
[+1]
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“I knew it! Someone shares my taste!” Ye Yan was excited as she saw the comments asking for links to her little yellow character pajamas.
“Quality products for everyone! Hurry up and buy them, oh my! You won’t regret buying these Little Yellow Man pajamas. They’re not overpriced at 998, but only 98!”
“Look at this unique style! It’s funny yet cute, with a touch of elegance as well. Aren’t you tempted by these adorable patterns?! Don’t you want to get one?! Isn’t this the perfect pajama for your dreams?!✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧”
“Little Yellow Man pajamas – sure to touch your inner girlish heart. It’s not pink, but it’s better than pink. It’s waiting for you to take it home! Hurry up, guys, get these pajamas and you’ll be in a great mood! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ”
“I mean, we definitely didn’t lose out on this purchase! I spent ages browsing before I managed to pick out something truly special from all those ordinary pajamas.”
Ye Yan demonstrated personally, enthusiastically promoting the Little Yellow Man’s pajamas.
Rushing to the front of the camera, delivering a passionate speech.
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[I really don’t want to buy it either, but she insisted that it doesn’t cost 998, it’s only 98! I’ve already placed an order for it for my annoying best friend!]
[Damn, what Ye Yan said really makes me want to try it. Can guys wear it too?]
[I really don’t want to either, but she calls me ‘baby’! My boyfriend never calls me that. Ugh X﹏X. I’ll just place the order then!]
[Laughing my head off! You actually bought it? Did you buy it just because it’s ugly?]
[Ahhhh! Your typing speed is insane! It only took three minutes?! Sold out??]
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“Also! Besides recommending my pajamas to everyone, I noticed someone just asked whether I plan to take the civil service exam. I’d like to say something about that!”
“The wise do not fall in love. Those full of resentment repeat the same mistakes. I’ve earned my degrees along the way, and we’ll eventually become wealthy women and help build a beautiful China!”
“I hope we can all become young people who take on the responsibilities of the times, who have ideals, ambitions, and a sense of duty. Let us never forget our original aspirations and always keep our mission in mind!”
Haters: ???
“Love and affection are all meaningless. Money is what really matters. Only the balance in your card can give you true security!”
“A boy’s promises might be false, but the money he gives you feels real! So keep striving, working hard, and making progress. Eventually, you’ll become a wealthy woman.”
Haters: !!!
[It seems like what she said makes a lot of sense. Why is that?]
[Hahaha! Wise people like me don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful China!]
[So, have you become a rich woman now?]
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“No, I’m broke. I have only four digits in my bank account. So I’ll just remain poor forever!”
“Only money will never let me down, and I certainly won’t let it down either~”
Ye Yan saw that comment and replied right away, expressing her firm beliefs.
Raising her little fists, her eyes shining with excitement!
Although Ye Yan was dressed like a comedian, the seriousness and earnestness in her words couldn’t be ignored. It was a truly contradictory feeling that was vividly expressed in Ye Yan at that moment.
At this moment, Ye Yan’s haters had to admit that Ye Yan really had something special about her. She was quite charming after all.
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Hahaha, hilarious! Ye Yan only has four digits in her bank account. There aren’t many female celebrities who’ve ended up like her.]
[Repeat the core socialist values 100 times every day. I love my country! Let’s work together to build a beautiful China!]
[Wonderful! Now that I’m single again, I have no excuses anymore. I’ll dedicate myself to building a beautiful China! I love my country! And I want to become rich!]
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At this moment, on the top floor of an office building in the imperial capital, a noble and restrained man watched the scene on the livestream with great interest.
Ka-ba—
The light from the lighter illuminated the man’s perfect jawline, the slight upward curve of his lips, and his sharply defined fingers, which held a cigarette. But he wasn’t in a hurry to smoke it.
After a long while, he suddenly sneered, “I really lost to you, Ye Yan. It’s been a long time~ Things are even more interesting now, hahaha.”
“Wise people don’t fall in love? Hah~ That’s interesting!”
A deep, magnetic laugh echoed, creating an illusion that was almost hypnotic.
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That day, Ye Yan completely dominated the trending searches.
The most popular ones are, without a doubt.
#Little Yellow Man Pajamas: Ye Yan’s sales-boosting effects#
#Wise people don’t fall in love; let’s build a beautiful China#
#Ye Yan wants to become a rich woman#
Moreover, a trend of wearing yellow pajamas became popular among Ye Yan’s haters, spreading from person to person.
Even the Little Yellow Man dolls, figurines, and related products are completely out of stock.
Ye Yan now has a new title: “Shopping Boost Buff: Niohuru(someone who has made a powerful comeback) Ye Yan.”
Now, Ye Yan is back with her Little Yellow Man pajamas. She’s now Niohuru Ye Yan!
She, Ye Yan, bearing the title of “Ultimate Singleton”, is determined to become a wealthy woman!
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The director’s team was pleased with the number of viewers during today’s live broadcast. They now realized that Ye Yan was truly a treasure—a single person who single-handedly helped make the entire show a success.
Now he’s not anymore obsessed with getting Ye Yan to cause trouble. It’s fine like this. After all, there’s still audience interest and drama to keep people engaged. With Ye Yan’s style of performance, there’s no need to worry about low viewership for the show.
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That’s all for today’s broadcast. Ye Yan, you should get some rest now.” The director smiled as he left Ye Yan’s room.
After seeing off the director ,Ye Yan finally had some time to rest.
When she opened a certain Weibo account, the number of private messages was overwhelming. Ye Yan didn’t dare to look at them. She knew it must be those haters trying to annoy her again.
So, in order to stay in a good mood, she simply blocked that social media platform. As a result, she missed out on learning that she had topped all the trending searches throughout the day.
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Ye Yan didn’t know that someone couldn’t sleep all night because of her.
“President, the reviews have been managed as you requested. The results are quite noticeable. The overall trend is positive.”
“Hmm, I understand. You may go now. Good job. Your bonus for this month will be doubled. Also, inform the public relations department that your year-end bonus will also be doubled.” The man leaned lazily back in his office chair, facing the floor-to-ceiling window. He tiredly rubbed the bridge of his nose with his hand.
The quiet office contained only one man. Suddenly, the man stood up, turned his chair around to face the desk. Seeing the smiling person in the photo on the desk, he felt a mix of sadness and tenderness. “You little troublemaker! I really wish I could ignore you! You always cause me trouble, sigh…”
The man carefully studied the features of the person in the photo with his gaze. His expression was tender and complicated, almost tinged with a hint of resentment.
And the face visible in the photo was none other than Ye Yan’s enchanting and beautiful face…
Suddenly, a loud “snap”!
The man took the photo, threw it aside in annoyance, and fiddled with the glass of red wine in his hand. He drank the blood-red wine in one gulp.
Then, in a fidgety manner, he unbuttoned the top button of his shirt. Under the flickering light, the man’s face took on a somewhat alluring appearance.
After a long while—
The man slightly parted his lips, and slowly uttered, “Next time we meet, you must pay back what you owe me~ You little troublemaker!”