What’s Wrong with My Colleagues?!

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Reborn as a grand council scholar and rising through the ranks to reach the peak of life X

Reborn as a famous official, protecting his perky butt in a palace full of ministers and civil officials who are all gays √

1. When Su Tingyan opened his eyes, he found that he had transmigrated into the grand council scholar in the mini-game [Demonic Succubus Chief Minister Raising Simulator].

A pure, innocent college guy suddenly transformed into a succubus chief minister???

Life was like a play, and it all depended on acting. Luckily, he was a born movie king.

2. The system said: “Congratulations, player, you have obtained a big-move skill, the filter of the entire court’s civil and military officials. Use it cautiously, this skill is extremely lethal.”

Su Tingyan: “Oh?”

3. On the way out to buy breakfast, Su Tingyan accidentally pressed the wrong skill.

“Grand Council Scholar, listen to my explanation. The thing I bumped into this morning, the hot and big one, really was the corn I just bought from the stall next door!”

Su Tingyan: “I understand, my lord. It’s morning court, everyone’s in a rush and packed together. It’s normal to bump into other people.”

Su Tingyan: “But next time, my lord, it would be better to finish the corn before going to morning court.”

4. After court adjourned, Su Tingyan accidentally pressed the wrong skill again.

The Marquis of Anxi, the General of Might and Valour, blushed and said, “Lord Su, don’t walk so far away from me. Your legs will get tired.”

His Highness, the Sixth Prince, said, “Can you stop talking to other people and only talk to me? Wait, wait, so I’m the other person.”

The Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard said, “Jealous? How could I possibly be jealous? You and I are merely quite compatible conversationally, and have a fated rapport. A true gentleman’s friendship is as light as water, so how could jealousy be involved? It’s just that I was momentarily rude and accidentally killed the person you were talking to. My apologies.”

The great corrupt official Lu Xuan said, “You said that between you and me, it could only be a political rivalry, but political rival has two characters, and lover also has two characters. Isn’t that a little too much of a coincidence?”

Su Tingyan: …………

Su Tingyan: Could the Imperial Medical Office do castration at half price today? Shouldn’t you all go get it done…?

5. When Su Tingyan was silent, the whole court thought, Lord Su truly lived up to his name. He seemed like a slab of inkstone with outstanding bearing, polished until it was glossy and bright, truly the most noble, most unreachable sight in the Great Zhao!

Once Su Tingyan spoke: “Damn, why wasn’t the floor of morning court mopped properly? I nearly fell to my death!”

The whole court then thought in unison: Grand Council Scholar Su is also extremely meticulous and observant. He can even notice the wet patch on such a tiny stretch of floor. He is truly a statesman!!

Su Tingyan: …

System, can you delete this skill already!!!

Trigger warnings:

1. This is not a traditional heartthrob novel. It mainly focuses on absurd comedy, with a firmly mutual, one-on-one pairing. The gong and shou are both chaste, extremely chaste. The cannon-fodder gong won’t even get a sip of the broth, so readers who want 1vN should proceed with caution!

2. I only ship the couple. I am not an extreme character stan. If you want all the spotlight on the shou and the gong reduced to a background prop, proceed with caution!

3. The real gong has already appeared. Original gong x transmigrated shou, pseudo-self-cest. In the game, the original gong was reborn into another person’s body, and in reality the gong is not sharing a body with the shou either, so this is not a traditional self-cest story!

4. The political intrigue is relatively simple and not brain-bending. It leans toward a light, sweet, satisfying style, not a serious court-politics novel.