They Say Kissing Can Make You Prettier?

Xi Shui’s major was ballet, and his side hustle was dieting.

No one understood the secret to losing weight better than a dance major: eat less and move more.

But although Xi Shui moved plenty, he also ate a lot.

When a teacher pinched the flesh on his stomach, Xi Shui was so mortified he wanted to die.

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Xi Shui found a folk remedy online saying that kissing burns calories, and the more intense the kiss, the more calories it burns.

That worked.

He could date and lose weight at the same time.

Xi Shui set his sights on a campus celebrity from the sports institute, Zhou Zeqi.

He gathered his courage and went to the person he had his eye on, running over with a little backpack on his back. “I want to date you…”

Xi Shui was so shy he couldn’t even lift his head.

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Zhou Zeqi looked at the person in front of him, trembling from face to neck with a blush, and accepted the confession with lazy indifference.

The other party seemed very familiar with the steps of dating, and was desperately eager to kiss him.

Zhou Zeqi thought the other person was hopelessly in love with him.

Then one day, he saw this on the memo app on his phone:

5:35 Kissed for ten seconds, calories burned: 0

5:24 Kissed for five minutes, calories burned: 30

5:25 Kissed for ten minutes, calories burned: 50

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Xiao Xi’s worry: What should I do? Zhou Zeqi wants to take me out to get a room, wuwuwuwu

Zhou Zeqi felt like he was about to laugh himself sick at his little boyfriend, damn it.

– A silly, straightforward beauty little swan x a big wolfdog gong who believes everything you say

Trigger warnings, please read carefully!!! (If you want to curse, curse the author, don’t curse the two babies):

1. The shou is on the weaker side, blushes easily, with thin legs, pale hands, and a pale face. He’s good at blurting things out in a confused, straightforward way, and he’s a fool. If that’s not your thing, don’t read it. If you do and it doesn’t suit you, please go easy on the criticism. I’m begging you, begging you, begging you!

2. Size difference, both first loves, a setting where same-sex marriage is legal, and a sweet little no-logic, no-plot story. Xiao Xi needs to control his diet because of his major. The author sincerely asks everyone reading this: health is enough, health is enough, health is enough!!!